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scarecrowes:

thatwholebrevitything:

lucillebruise:

thelefthandedwifeinhiding:

thatonegirlsierra:

whosthegirlwearingthedress:

I call it a bubbler, with a soft r. Isn’t it a cute thing to call it?!

What do you call the directionals in a car? Directional or blinker? I switch between the two. I say directional when inside the car, but blinker when I’m looking at someone else’s car. ”They’ve left their blinker on for five minutes now!”

I would be kidding myself if I said I dropped my R’s very often. That’s a rare thing. I just don’t emphasize my R’s super hard. They’re soft, but they’re there. 

I have literally never in my life until right now heard anyone call the turn signal a directional. I am like, in shock. Is this a real thing? DIRCETIONAL? I never even heard blinker until I went to Oregon. I’ve always called it a turn signal. 

/east tennessee hillbilly reporting for duty.

water fountain and indicator.

-A south texan

Water Fountain, Turn Signal. 

-A NORTH texan. 

Water fountain and turn signal.

-Western PA

Water fountain and a blinker. I never heard anyone ever say “bubbler” in my whole life until last summer. Hmm.

- New Jersey

fountain and indicator (funny thing really, since it’s you indicating where you want to go)

- England

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