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  • Track Name

    Easter Eggs

  • Album

    Dragon Age 2

  • Artist

    Dragon Age 2

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Dragon Age II Source Audio Easter Eggs

In the same archive where the ‘Donkey in the Spoon Drawer’ clip came from, there’s a bunch of other gag lines that were also recorded as rare easter egg battle shouts.

The audio clip contains the following, spliced together:

Male Lines:

  • You’ve stolen my face!
  • There’s a donkey in the spoon drawer!
  • Stop looking at me! Stop it!
  • I’ll eat your toes!
  • Help me kill this one. I’ll give you its eyes!
  • This isn’t letting me cut them! I want to cut them!
  • It tingles me!
  • Stuck! Maybe if I cut off my foot!
  • I want to go home now.
  • There’s red stuff coming out of me…
  • Who rides the pale horse now!
  • Bad mage! Bad mage!

Female Lines:

  • You’ve stolen my face!
  • There’s a donkey in the spoon drawer!
  • Stop looking at me! Stop it!
  • I’ll eat your toes!
  • Help! This one is going to eat me!
  • Regroup! We goop! Pea soup!
  • This fish isn’t working!
  • Magic juice!
  • This is hard.
  • They want my ears! Don’t let them get my ears!
  • You aren’t moving. Are you sleeping?
  • Got my face back!
  • Smush the sparkly one!
  • Archers can’t aim without their eyes! Pluck them out!
  • I’m running away!

I am crYING

Nothing quite like being told your bill will come out of one account then it coming out of the other one, where you literally have no money, and fear your bank is gonna go “well we know you MOVED your money to replace what you went over but we’re still gonna say you don’t have the money there so expect a nice charge from the company when they send you a £35 letter telling you you missed your payment.”

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