please watch this vine
I <3 William Shatner on Twitter
I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.
Heello is that work? I’m going to be late because I haven’t finished drinking my juice, kthx.
That feeling of absolute hatred towards the entire universe I get when I wake up and check my phone and there’s one whole minute left before my alarm goes off… Why.
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
HE’S SO MISUNDERSTOOD
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
OMG that fucking 10£ I give to my shitty uni every month shits on me every damned time like why do I always forget about your dumb ass?
its October it should not be this warm at night stop it, I am still using my fucking summer duvet ffs GET COLD
how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
And I wrote a page worth of plot for that thing I’m now gonna be sorting for posting on halloween~ so that’s cool.